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The Truth Behind Columbia The Truth Behind Columbia

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 2, 2003

Silly captain.....

The best thing about this is the annoyance factor it incurs with the self righteous among you that declare that my world must stop because people I don't know died.

Here's a joke for you:

Why do the people at mission control drink coca cola? Because they can't drink seven up.

YEs, I'm going to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway.

I love this film.....



I am a cow I am a cow

Rated 0 / 5 stars July 13, 2001

We really don't care if you did have permission...

...(which you probably didn't), if the author wanted to put it up, they'd put it up themselves. Therefore, you movie stealing tosser, you get 0.
If only these idiots giving you high scores would stop and think.


NiN responds:

keyes, paul schmaus and raul valdes are still on tour. they have more importand things to do as submitting stuff on newgrounds... well well... if you think i'm still a stealing tosser, go to ya mamma dude ;)


Newgrounds: 3 Years Later Newgrounds: 3 Years Later

Rated 4 / 5 stars July 9, 2001

Heh....

Liked the way it was kind of a very cut down portal...the spoof reviews hit the nail on the head.
Might not be the greatest looking movie, but it's not meant to be. Course, the thicko's who vote high for porn will completely miss the point, but will vote high anyway because of the amount of flesh.

See gfreaks review if you think I'm taking the piss.



Emmit Nervend Emmit Nervend

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 7, 2001

Can't believe I never reviewed this....

...It is good. Check out prikedelik's review as well.



dead-baby-dance'n'die dead-baby-dance'n'die

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 7, 2001

A classy tribute to the dead baby craze....

...and it reminds me a lot of the old claymation series, Trapdoor (Not sure if this was shown outside the uk, but anyway).
And another thing....RTFlash smells. Now, stop trying to come top of the reviewers unless you have something to say, ya fucktard.



The Bad Examples at NG The Bad Examples at NG

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 30, 2001

The fact this isnt plain text means ....

....I can give you five without feeling naughty. I agree with what you said and, erm, that's it.

Good to see the constant praising of the ngWo continues. Seems like sucking up WILL get you a 5. (Well, not really.)


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floating stick stuff floating stick stuff

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 7, 2001

Greetings.....

...this looks and sounds so damn familiar I'm sure it's a resubmission.
It's crap anyway, so enjoy the 0.....and if this gets blammed and you resubmit it, fear not cos I'll resubmit this review especially you.
ngWo - Ensuring there are more ngWo members movies in the top 50 than you have. And don't even think about getting more accounts cos that's naughty.


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to pump ngWo stress down to pump ngWo stress down

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 7, 2001

You've submitted this before (There's a surprise).

I did relieve my stress, but by voting a big fat 0 on it, not using the thing.
ngWo - Laying bad movies to rest.


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stickdeathmachine stickdeathmachine

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 6, 2001

Another (zero) quality resubmission from....

....Prikedelik.
Stop resubmitting. Resubmissions get an auto 0 from me. That's the way it goes.
If your stuff was wanted here, your original account wouldn't have been deleted.
ngWo - Cos mentioning it annoys the hell out of prikedelik.


PriKedELiK responds:

how we says in italy "ma chi si incula, a bello!" may be u think u are really important on NG system, but as u can see this movie passed the 100 votes even whit your zero...
prrrrrrrrrrrt!
now u can do never against art!


Vader gets desperate... Vader gets desperate...

Rated 0 / 5 stars June 4, 2001

All I have to say is.......

...this is as bad as the other three. What else is there to say?

ngWo - Laughing at YOU


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Nikachu responds:

Wow, you must be proud."Look at me! I'm a critic! I even have my own name!" I really don't care about your opinion... You are the funniest person to review me yet! hahahahahahahahahaahahha! Nikachu- Laughing BACK