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Jonny-Alpha

Age/Gender: 29, Male
Location: Midlands - UK
Job: Eating. Mainly cake.

My return to the boards is a refreshing change to the melee of non-sensical posters who are around at the moment. And that's official.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
9/4/00

Level: 13
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Civilian
Blams: 36
Saves: 9
Rank #: 89,153

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,604 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 20,856
Voting Pow.: 5.46 votes

BBS Posts: 2,391 (0.7 per day)
Flash Reviews: 34
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Latest Flash Reviews

34 Reviews | 5 w/ Responses

Score: 10
The Truth Behind Columbia

"Silly captain....."

date: February 2, 2003

The best thing about this is the annoyance factor it incurs with the self righteous among you that declare that my world must stop because people I don't know died.

Here's a joke for you:

Why do the people at mission control drink coca cola? Because they can't drink seven up.

YEs, I'm going to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway.

I love this film.....

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Score: 0
I am a cow

"We really don't care if you did have permission..."

submission: I am a cow
date: July 13, 2001

...(which you probably didn't), if the author wanted to put it up, they'd put it up themselves. Therefore, you movie stealing tosser, you get 0.
If only these idiots giving you high scores would stop and think.

Author's Response:

keyes, paul schmaus and raul valdes are still on tour. they have more importand things to do as submitting stuff on newgrounds... well well... if you think i'm still a stealing tosser, go to ya mamma dude ;)

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Score: 8
Newgrounds: 3 Years Later

"Heh...."

date: July 9, 2001

Liked the way it was kind of a very cut down portal...the spoof reviews hit the nail on the head.
Might not be the greatest looking movie, but it's not meant to be. Course, the thicko's who vote high for porn will completely miss the point, but will vote high anyway because of the amount of flesh.

See gfreaks review if you think I'm taking the piss.

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