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The Truth Behind Columbia The Truth Behind Columbia

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 2, 2003

Silly captain.....

The best thing about this is the annoyance factor it incurs with the self righteous among you that declare that my world must stop because people I don't know died.

Here's a joke for you:

Why do the people at mission control drink coca cola? Because they can't drink seven up.

YEs, I'm going to hell. But that's where all the fun people are anyway.

I love this film.....



I am a cow I am a cow

Rated 0 / 5 stars July 13, 2001

We really don't care if you did have permission...

...(which you probably didn't), if the author wanted to put it up, they'd put it up themselves. Therefore, you movie stealing tosser, you get 0.
If only these idiots giving you high scores would stop and think.


NiN responds:

keyes, paul schmaus and raul valdes are still on tour. they have more importand things to do as submitting stuff on newgrounds... well well... if you think i'm still a stealing tosser, go to ya mamma dude ;)


Emmit Nervend Emmit Nervend

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 7, 2001

Can't believe I never reviewed this....

...It is good. Check out prikedelik's review as well.


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Newgrounds: 3 Years Later Newgrounds: 3 Years Later

Rated 4 / 5 stars July 9, 2001

Heh....

Liked the way it was kind of a very cut down portal...the spoof reviews hit the nail on the head.
Might not be the greatest looking movie, but it's not meant to be. Course, the thicko's who vote high for porn will completely miss the point, but will vote high anyway because of the amount of flesh.

See gfreaks review if you think I'm taking the piss.



Smack-Man Smack-Man

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 2, 2001

I've seen worse. I've also seen better though.

If you take it for what it is (flash pac-man with different graphics) it ain't too bad. I liked the logo on the loading screen, which remained faithful to the original.
One question. Do people think of words that rhyme with pac and then make the game after, or do so many word ryhme with pac they just find one that fits the game? Just wondering.
And who IS Ike Turner?


Squierguy responds:

It was kind of a mix on finding the word for us...we're already using smack for our Smackpatch Kids cards, so we figured "hey..why not continue with the smack?"...and we'd come up with a basic plot that it fit with. Ike Turner was married to Tina Turner..she accused him of beating her. What's Smack got to do with it? = What's Love got to do with it?


Fat Lady vs Doughnuts Fat Lady vs Doughnuts

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 1, 2001

Fat person on bike = very funny

For some twisted reason known only to myself, the fact the woman was fat amused me no end. I'm not sure what I would have thought had it been a thin person, although I may have still given a good mark thanks to the chickens in the background.